dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

Being so delicious, but no promiscuous.

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verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

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basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

I JUST DID THIS 5 MINUTES AGO

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

I will reblog every time

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icedkaner:

Hockey boys when their cheeks are pink and their hair is damp and tousled is the best. Like wow I would do you in a heartbeat.

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evilfartgallery:

fartgallery:

i hope you’re all having a great day

I don’t

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surprisebitch:

milliardo:

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

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i cant fucking breathe

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clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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sarahakele:

just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

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drdrevevo:

if u break up with me u have to sing gotta go my own way from hsm 2

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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

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garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

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