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notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

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analish:

i’m 600% done with school and it hasn’t even started yet

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hotboyproblems:

ways to give me anxiety:

  1. sit next to me while im on the computer
  2. say “i need to talk to you”
  3. read my messages and dont reply
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  • #fuck bitches #make money
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  • AnonymousWhat's the most illegal thing you ever did?
  • almanzapedia

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

  • Creativity is Bliss.

    xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

    YES

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I am so glad I pressed play

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